(Pictured is one of the museum’s buggies.)
…Unfortunately, I made the mistake of trusting too easily and well. I lent the buggy to the throughly (in my humble opinion) despicable and faithless owner of Pick & Save Orchard of Ledge Rd., Hinckey, Ohio. She, in a most (in my opinion) ungracious and blighted way, has refused to return the buggy to the museum collection. I expect that someday she will receive her full measure of Karmic return for her (in my opinion) poor & greed driven behavior. In the meanwhile, I would never eat any of her (in my opinion) awful tasting apples.